Sunday, November 28, 2010

Willie With Weed

Country singer Willie Nelson has been busted for -- gasp! -- possession of cannibis! 

I -- I'm shocked! A musician with marijuana! A guitarist with ganja! A player with pot! 

What is this world coming to? 

And by Immigration this time. In Texas. Apparently they thought Willie Nelson's tour bus was full of illegal immigrants. Agent said he caught a whiff of weed when the bus's door opened.

A whiff? Shoot, I smelled those burning leaves all the way up here, in the rain. Willie's bus must go down the road like something from a Cheech and Chong movie -- you could hide a battlefield with the smoke ...

Does seem as if Willie gets busted every time they crank up the tour bus -- dope, dope, dope, even moonshine once. Man is seventy-seven years old. If he was gonna quit toking reefer, probably he'd have done it by now ...

Leave the man alone. He's not driving. 


Joshkie said...


Ed said...

I see maybe a King of the Hill episode in the future - well maybe if it wasn't cancelled. Maybe the Simpsons, Family Guy or American Dad.