Due to the number of queries I get about how-to-write, I'm no longer able to respond to them individually without some kind of filter -- I'm not getting any younger, and many of the questions I have answered before -- in person, email, and on my blog, as well as in the handy-dandy little book on my adventures in the literary trade, No Man But a Blockhead.
As a newbie, you are, I understand, seeing these question in a new-to-you light, and I appreciate that, but I won't be here to speak to the passing parade forever, and the clock is running down.
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I don't mind passing along what little I know, but there's no reason for me to have to write it down over and over when it's already there and easy to find on your own. Hunt it down, you'll remember it better.
(There are a few folks with whom I have an ongoing relationship, vis a vis writing, and you are exempt from this -- you know who you are. If we've never met or corresponded? Sorry. It's not personal, just how the time shakes out.)"
The above is going to be the boilerplate text of my email response to how-to-write queries.
What, you are wondering, set me upon this path?
One of the notes I got today was long and involved, many questions, and because I was feeling benevolent, I decided to answer them. Took a few minutes, and they ranged from how-do-I-get-your-job-writing-for-Star-Wars? to how-much-money-can-I-make? And question #15:
"I've been working on a science fiction series for about ten years now. It's mostly brainstorming, but in your professional opinion, what are my realistic odds of getting published, getting a really big break, and having my books made into movies?"
Slim, I said. Your chances are slim ...
But that's not the reason I got steamed. No, after I sent my thoughtful response, I got a note back wondering if I could give out my collaborator's email so he could answer the same questions? Since we were but a couple on the list of those he'd asked ...
I forwarded that one to Reaves. I expect he's gotten a good laugh from it.
Sooner or later, if you put one too many straws on the camel's back ...
Not to say I won't post stuff here that might be useful, but I'm pretty much done answering the kind of query I got today.
Move along. I'm not the droid you're looking for ...