Friday, November 27, 2009

Great Career Move

So I hear the Secret Service is gonna be opening a new Death Valley branch office.

Want to guess who is going to be running it for the rest of his career?

Me, I'd put my money on the guy behind the screening desk at the White House during the recent dinner. (I'd expect his supervisor might just fall on his sword and put himself out of his misery.)

Yeah, no harm, no foul, but man, let's just waltz on in and nobody will notice until we put the pictures up on Facebook?

Ooh.

3 comments:

Bobbe Edmonds said...

I heard it's going to be in Saskatchewan, Canada, and the position is secret service liaison...To the lumberjacks.


For life.

steve-vh said...

The couple must have read "Without Fail" the Jack reacher novel.

Dan Moran said...

http://www.secretservice.gov/field_offices.shtml

There's one in Fargo ...