So I hear the Secret Service is gonna be opening a new Death Valley branch office.
Want to guess who is going to be running it for the rest of his career?
Me, I'd put my money on the guy behind the screening desk at the White House during the recent dinner. (I'd expect his supervisor might just fall on his sword and put himself out of his misery.)
Yeah, no harm, no foul, but man, let's just waltz on in and nobody will notice until we put the pictures up on Facebook?