Guru Blues

This one will have limited appeal, for several reasons:

1) There are only a handful of Silat Sera players out there, and nobody else will get the lyrics.

2) Of the handful, some don't like music and won't listen.

3) Of the handful, some do like music, and when they hear the first four bars, they will have to leave the room until I'm done ...

That said, Blind Whitebread Perry does the deed: