Lord knows where this came from. Rated PG-13 for suggestive lyrics ...
Oh, and in case you want to try it at home:
Johnny Wadd is Dead
1. They say size makes a difference, yeah, everybody knows
But Johnny Wadd is dead now, and the next one might be you/
Girls and boys and orgies, Johnny didn’t care/
He put it here and yonder, he put it everywhere/
Johnny had a monster, a truly fearsome tool/
But in the end it killed him -- it played him for a fool.
2. Johnny was in porno, his pecker a foot and some/
But he stuck it in the wrong guy and that was mighty dumb/
The virus came and got him, yeah, the virus took him down/
Now Johnny Wadd lies sleeping, deep underneath the ground.
3. He never used a condom, no, he didn’t worry none/
But when the virus claimed him, his life it came undone/
And the moral of this story, the moral of this song/
Always use a rubber no matter how big your schlong.
(Chorus - repeat, acappela ...)