Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Lame Jokes of the Day

For no other reason other than they roiled up in my brain as I was walking the dogs today. (Once they get started, they are hard to stop, but I held it to three:)

1. Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.

2. Q: What's white and goes up?
A. A retarded snowflake.

3. Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it ...

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