Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Lame Jokes of the Day
For no other reason other than they roiled up in my brain as I was walking the dogs today. (Once they get started, they are hard to stop, but I held it to three:)
1. Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
2. Q: What's white and goes up?
A. A retarded snowflake.
3. Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it ...