Monday, July 30, 2007
Who You Gonna Call?
A short quiz on how spooky a person you might be.
1) Have you ever gone to a graveyard for reasons other than a funeral, or to visit the last resting place of a relative or friend? (Looking for a quiet place to get laid counts as a "yes.")
2) Have you ever sneaked into a graveyard after dark?
3) At midnight?
4) While there, have you ever tried to have a two-way conversation with the spirits of the dead?
5) Have you ever seen a ghost?
6) More than once?
Give yourself five points for each "yes" answer.
0-5 points: You are mostly normal, probably no spookier anybody else, your shifty gaze notwithstanding.
10-15 points: You are spookier than the average person, probably have a mystical streak, but should be able to pass as sane most places.
20-25 points: You probably own a deck of Tarot cards, read a lot of science fiction and fantasy, and believe that if you could just find the right magic word like Captain Marvel, you could leap tall buildings. You make psychological test-givers nervous.
30 points: If something strange happens in my neighborhood, I'm calling you, because you probably work with Egon, Ray, Peter, Winston , and Janine down at Spook Central. Your nickname is almost certainly "Woo-woo ..."