Watched an old documentary on Frank Sinatra. He was a poor kid from Hoboken who eventually became an American success story — most-popular teen-age heart-throb singer, a song-and-dance comedy actor, rich, and famous. His popularity faded in the Fifties, he got a job as a dramatic actor, won an Oscar™, and had one of those rare things in America, a second act, surging back to the top.
Sunday, October 18, 2026
Frank Sinatra has a Cold ...
Friday, October 16, 2026
Who You Gonna Call?
Mystery:
In 1967, I was working at a metals company in SoCal, Pioneer Aluminum. Of a Saturday morning, I was with several other co-workers in the office doing some overtime — inventory transfers, i.e. logging numbers into a Cardex system, handwriting them. Five of us, I think.
At some point I went into the warehouse to get a Coke from the machine. I noticed a couple guys apparently taking inventory, standing in one of the aisles, looking at a rack full of aluminum extrusions. One of them, in a blue shirt and jeans, had a clipboard. I didn’t speak, and they didn’t seem to notice me.
I went back to the office, and mentioned to my boss that I’d seen the warehouse guys.
He shook his head. Nobody is here but us, he said. Warehouse is closed.
Really? I saw two guys at the small-parts extrusion rack.
We went to look.
Nobody there. Nobody anywhere in the warehouse, which, save for the door into the office, was locked. The operation was shut down. Nobody had come or gone into the warehouse but me and my boss.
I saw them, I swear.
The place had a tall chain-link fence topped with barbed-wire around it and a guard at the gate, we checked with him, and no one had come or gone, save those of us working in the office.
So. What did I see? Some kind of apparition? An illusion? Two guys who hopped the fence, broke into a locked warehouse, then disappeared three minutes after I saw them?
Understand, I was twenty-years-old, had never done any kind of recreational drugs, didn’t drink anything other than an occasional beer, and was not prone to hallucinations.
And yet I saw two guys in work clothes who weren’t there.
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Fourth of July weekend, 2001, Westercon, Portland, Oregon.
I was on a panel, had gotten there early, and the room was empty. I went up to the table in front, sat, was fiddling with some notes.
People started to arrive, and the first one was Poul Anderson, the writer. He sat out in the audience, smiled, I smiled and nodded back — we had been bumping into each other for twenty-odd years, but had only a passing acquaintance. Been on a couple of panels together, like that.
More people arrived, the panel cranked up, we did our thing, finished, and I left. Thought no more about it. (Didn't think anything of it at the time, actually, no reason to have done so.)
A few weeks later, an online note: Poul Anderson had passed away, on the 31st of July.
Crap, I should have gone over and spoken to him. He was a nice guy, and I much admired his writing. A shame.
Then there came the obit in Locus and assorted places, and apparently, Anderson had been ill for some time, and had died at home, in hospice care, after having spent the last month in the hospital.
So he couldn't have possibly been in Portland, Oregon at the convention if he was dying in the hospital in Orinda, California ...
Poul Anderson was not a man I'd mistake for anybody else; I'da been willing to swear on anything anybody considers holy, had anybody asked, that I'd seen him in that room before that panel. I could pass a lie-detector test, I'm sure.
No reasonable explanation I've come up with for this, or the previous event in L.A.. Hallucinations? Cosmic ray hit a dendrite? Some kind of phantom projection? A glitch in time, maybe?
Dunno. No way I'll get to Heaven, but I'll ask the Devil if I see him ...
Friday, October 02, 2026
Senile Werewolves
When I was in LPN school, we did a rotation through the state mental hospital in Jackson, Louisiana. (Think One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.) We just called it “Jackson,” and it was a scary place. There was a lock-down forensic section with steel-barred cells painted in pastel pink and blue, which was supposed to calm people already zonked out on enough Thorazine to stone a team of Clydesdales. I never went anywhere behind the locked ward door that I didn’t have several of the student nurses sticking close to me. By that point, there were only two men left in the class, and the other guy was pint-sized.
Thursday, September 10, 2026
Theme from Maverick
Berenger held his cards close to his vest and slowly spread them into a tight fan. As he looked down to see what he draw had given him, the boat swerved a bit to port, sloshing the last quarter-inch of his warm whiskey in the glass, but not spilling any.
Three nines, an ace and a trey. He'd kept the pair, drawn three cards, not bad.
Drowned Man Point, he figured. The new pilot had let The Creole Belle II drift too close to the western shore and had to swing out to avoid the big snag that jutted from the shoal into the channel. It came up fast when going down river in high water.
Almost noon, then.
The steward would ring the luncheon bell soon, and they would pause the game and go enjoy the new chef's offerings. The man, who had worked at a New York hotel restaurant during the War, was an excellent cook. The smell of roasted game bird wafted through the main cabin as the waiters brought food in. Quail, shot by the hunters this very morning at the woodlot six hours upriver.
Berenger liked this steamer right enough. She was a tad more garish than the first Belle. There was a lot of stained glass, with depictions of troopers slaying Indians, and herds of bison; the carpets were scarlet, and the table whiskey was a higher grade than it had been on the original Belle. He'd been on her and winning a goodly sum when one of her boilers exploded as she was putting ashore on a cold November a couple years back, near Baton Rouge. He had gotten clear without getting his feet wet, and watched her burn to the waterline. Risks of the trade, that.
And, the food was better on this vessel; still, his luck had run warmer on the old boat most of the time.
Across from him, O'Herlihan, the Irishman, stroked his mustache with his free hand and tried to hide his glee.
O'Herlihan had drawn one card, and he never touched his mustache unless he had a winning hand. Could have filled a straight or a flush, except that he had opened, so he had to have better than a pair of knaves to start; maybe turned two pair into a full house. Maybe even four of a kind. Didn't matter; Berenger's three nines weren't worth a plugged picayune.
Well, shitfire and damnation. Might as well erect a marquee, he thought, wishing ill health on the Irishman.
Then again, being Irish was unfortunate enough, wasn't it?
About eighty dollars in the pot.
The bet was to O'Herlihan, and he tossed a five-dollar chip onto the green felt surface, trying to suck in more money.
Next to him, Barber called.
Ticonderoga Griffith raised ten.
Berenger shook his head. No point in throwing away any more money on this hand. "Fold," he said. The potato eater didn't know how to bluff, it was his pot.
Barber hadn't gotten the missive. He called.
O'Herlihan grinned like a demented baboon as he turned over a full boat, Kings and tens.
Win some, lose some, and Berenger was up one-fifty on the voyage so far, he couldn't complain. A nice meal, a good cigar and a splash of brandy, he would be fit as a fiddle when the game resumed. It was a ways to New Orleans, and Dame Fortune could choose to favor him even more as they churned along. And that comely young widow, the Missus Tracy? She had been giving him the eye from behind her ivory-ribbed fan ever since St. Louis. There was carnal company to be had there, he knew the signs.
There were worse ways to make a living ...
This scene was an homage to Rustler’s Rhapsody. True fans will recognize the names of the actors and players. 'Tis from a novel in progress with Dan Moran, and that one’s on a slow boat from China …
Thursday, August 27, 2026
Rocky Horror: Science Fiction/Double Feature
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Science Fiction/Double Feature The Rocky Horror Picture Show Ukulele Chords: Barres, walk down toward the nut: E 7th fret, D, C, B, A on the 1st fret (not a barre) repeat for each line 1. Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear Claude Raines was the invisible man Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong They got caught in a celluloid jam Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space And this is how the message ran: Chorus 1st fret A (no barre), then barre B, E, G#dim repeat, hold E on the last word of the chorus Science Fiction - Double Feature Dr. X will build a creature See androids fighting Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show. 2. I knew Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel When Tarantula took to the hills And I really got hot when I saw Janet Scott Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes And passing them used lots of skills But when worlds collide, said George Pal to his bride I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, like a: Chorus Science Fiction - Double Feature Dr. X will build a creature See androids fighting Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show. I wanna go, oh-oh, to the late night double feature picture show. By RKO, oh-oh, at the late night double feature picture show. In the back row, oh oh oh… (Slow down the last line) at the late night double feature picture show. Outro: Repeat verse walk-down E, D, C, end on B |


