Also Sprach Zarathustra

 

If Samuel L. Jackson had played the character Dave in the movie 2001, can you imagine how that conversation would have gone with Hal? 

I can hear that dialog, truly I can:

“I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do — ”

“Don’t tell me what you can’t fuckin’ do, mothefucker, I said, Open the goddamned motherfuckin’ door right fuckin’ now or I will kick your motherfuckin’ ass to kingdom come! You hear me, you motherfuckin’ Play Station?!”

“Uh … opening the door now, Dave.”

‘You goddamned right about that!”