Tuesday, December 20, 2011

I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front of Me ...


... Than a frontal lobotomy ...


My youngest grandson, Nate, could get a job right now working for Mattel as a break-tester. Want to see if a new toy will hold up? Give it to Nate–no matter how indestructible you think it is? He can break it.


Behold Woody, the star of Toy Story. This is Woody v5 or 6, I think. The earlier versions are all dead, Jim. One of them was beheaded completely; by that, I don't mean Nate somehow worked the head off; I mean he destroyed the head, leaving a jagged neck.


Buzz Lightyear is gimpy, having lost a foot, a hand, and his wings. Jessie's innards have been pulled out to hang from her back. 


We don't even want to talk about poor headless Bullseye.


If you are captured by the enemy, don't let them give you to the children ...

2 comments:

  1. One thing I've learned with my 2 1/2 year old is that kids can destroy anything. Sometimes, I really think I could give him a 12 inch solid block of steel, and turn my back for 5 minutes, and come back to find a pile of broken pieces of metal...

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  2. I'd say this is a yellow flag; but I used my wood burning pen solely for creating war wounds on my GI Joes as a child and I turned out...okay?

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