Monday, January 04, 2010

Real News


Enough with all this war, famine, pestilence, movie box office stuff. Time for some real news:


Apparently, the local Mickey D's in Toledo, Ohio, was out of McNuggets. When informed of this, a twenty-four-year old woman apparently became so enraged that she punched out the drive-through window. She was treated for her injuries and arrested for vandalism.

Now that is a jones. No McNuggets?! Aaaaiiieee -- ! Taste the Fist of Death!

5 comments:

  1. found one!
    http://www.zimbio.com/Melodi+Dushane/articles/8TLCpToCFBn/Melodi+Dushane+Punches+Through+McDonald+Drive

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  2. Hey! Don't stand between a junkie and their chicken parts! (I wonder if she's the same person who called 911 because a drive through wouldn't serve something?)

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  3. They might want to think about that inch-thick Lexan stuff or maybe some armor glass: people get excited about that mystery meat and anything can happen.

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  4. what is *wrong* with people?
    http://www.kcci.com/video/22145237/index.html

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