tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29640480.post2077017965195524569..comments2024-03-21T18:54:06.548-07:00Comments on Old Enough to Know Better: Not as Funny as the Sword, but ...Steve Perryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12079658447270792228noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29640480.post-22263092447986842882009-03-24T14:08:00.000-07:002009-03-24T14:08:00.000-07:00I was the medic at a martial arts tourney some yea...I was the medic at a martial arts tourney some years back and saw a "kung fu master" do a demo involving chopping a watermelon into slices on a student's belly using a pair of machetes.<BR/><BR/>It started out fine, then the "Master," who was about thirty as I recall, banged the two blades together and that angle one of 'em edge into the kid's body, just above the hip pointer. I knew he was cut and went over, but the kid smiled and walked away.<BR/><BR/>In the dressing room, I taped the cut up, but it needed a dozen stitches, at least. Kid wouldn't go to the ER, though. Didn't want to make his teacher look bad. <BR/><BR/>As if he could make the idiot look any worse.Steve Perryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12079658447270792228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29640480.post-81842022050426329052009-03-24T12:31:00.000-07:002009-03-24T12:31:00.000-07:00Here are scenes from next weeks' "When white peopl...Here are scenes from next weeks' "When white people swing nunchakun".Bobbe Edmondshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14346040017021718774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29640480.post-75841175732198153272009-03-24T12:30:00.000-07:002009-03-24T12:30:00.000-07:00"Okay, Higashakawaka, here's how we're gonna do th..."Okay, Higashakawaka, here's how we're gonna do this: We start with a pan of flaming kerosene..."<BR/><BR/>This is the point where I start using the nunchaku on your damn head.Bobbe Edmondshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14346040017021718774noreply@blogger.com